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Where capitalism goes to die and chat goes to mald
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CNN won’t cover this. But your FBI agent is watching.
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COPIUM METER
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COPIUM LEVEL
CHILL
HEATED
MALDING
Hasan is surprisingly calm today... suspicious.
“This meter is scientifically calibrated based on years of chat malding data”
— Copium Research Institute, 2025
WHO THE F*CK IS HASAN PIKER?
Hasan Piker is a Turkish-American political commentator, Twitch streamer, and leftist icon.
He yells at neolibs, roasts crypto bros, debates fascists, and somehow still looks good doing it.
Political streamer. Cultural menace. Probably yelling right now.
FIND HIM EVERYWHERE
📊 SATIRICAL STATS
420+
Crypto Bros Ratio'd
This metric resets every time he says 'neoliberal.'
All
Debate Victories
Includes Twitter flame wars and Chat debates.
8.3
Leftist Takes per Minute
Peak performance reached during election streams.
Daily
Twitter Flame Wars
Includes losses, wins, and questionable subtweets.
“This Site Was Funded by the Tears of Landlords.”
— Financial Disclosure, 2025
Live on Twitch
Daily Political Commentary That Goes Harder Than Your Econ Professor's Midlife Crisis.
Join millions of viewers for daily streams covering current events, political analysis, and progressive commentary that makes cable news look like amateur hour.
This isn't just streaming — it's live political theater where landlords get ratio'd and crypto bros learn about labor theory in real time.
45K+ Live Viewers
Peak political discourse hours
8+ Hours Daily
Professional yelling sessions
Infinite Takes
Hot, cold, and nuclear
45K people already inhaling copium live
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45,231 viewers
📅 STREAMING SCHEDULE
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M–F
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11AM PT
Political Commentary
Daily roasting of capitalism's finest
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Weekends
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Whenever
Rage Gaming & Reacts
Where controllers go to die
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Special Events
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On Demand
Debate Bloodbaths
Intellectual gladiator combat
WHAT THE ELITE SAY
Even world leaders can't resist the Hasan experience
“This is my favorite stream. Hasan makes the best political content, tremendous content. Nobody does leftist takes like Hasan. MAGNIFICENT!”
Donald J. Trump
45th & 47th President
“We sent 14 trolls to disrupt chat. All converted. One now mods.”
Zionist #8472
Hasbara Task Force
“Why are your biceps so big?”
Grimes
Artist & Visionary
“Every time Hasan bathes, a piece of me dies. The dirt builds character. The oil is sacred. Twitch isn’t ready for this clean freak.”
Asmongold
Twitch Goblin
“These testimonials are 100% real and definitely not satirical in any way whatsoever.”
— Legal Department, Definitely